good evvenin my loyal followwers
its come to my attention that theres a certain human holiday comin up for matesprits to celebrate their pity for each other
noww i realize not all a you might be as fuckin talented in the art a romance as much as i
so i wwent ahead an made some cards for you brinesuckers to help wwith your wwooin
made by the lovvely vvivvid an keri
noww you might be like ’eri i dont knoww wwhat the fuck to do wwith these’ but i guarantee you its easy as long as your thinkpans not shovved so far up your wwaste chute that you make dead wwigglers look intelligent
see the section on both cards that says to an from
you fill that out wwith your name in the from section an your matesprits name in the to section
an then you can either fuckin send it off like that or you can attach it to a gift an make it look like you givve a shit rather than just bein a lazy lowwblood wwith a good taste in seadwwellers
wwhat you use as a gift is up to you
try not embarrassin yourself too much
good luck an stay sexy
-e ampora
